Rhyme of the Day

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It Happened In Romeoville
john_j_enright
Late at night, with a knife, the robber sneaked in...
but then got clobbered with a bowling pin.

I'm not making this up:

"Romeoville Police Commander John Ferdinardo said a married couple with a child were sleeping at the time, but the husband got up after hearing a noise in the house. The husband then spotted the intruder who was holding a knife and hit him on the head with a souvenir bowling pin."

If he wanted to have any chance at all,
he should have brought a bowling ball!

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Now I wish I had saved a souvenir from my youthful days when I enjoyed going bowling.

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