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Burglary Ring
john_j_enright
Things went wrong:

"A suspected burglar needed surgery to remove a stolen ring that he reportedly swallowed while fleeing police in a chase that included crashing his car into a BART fence last week, police said Tuesday."

The burglar had bad luck.
He swallowed a stolen ring... which then got stuck.
The owner, I would bet, said: Yuk-yuk yuck.

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