| Photonic Abstinence |
[Mar. 24th, 2008|06:52 pm] |
I see we're celebrating Earth Hour in Chicago on March 31. At 8 pm that night they want us to turn off our lights for an hour.
It's a symbolic exercise. Like lighting a votive candle in church... except the other way around.
Hmm. Maybe it's more like giving things up for Lent... environmental Lent.
If I give up light for Lent, will my sacrifice prevent climate change in our time?
I hereby sincerely repent for all of the kilowatts spent typing satirical rhyme. |
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My understanding is that when you use electricity, the amount of resources you consume by doing so is dependent on how many other people are using electricity from the grid at the same time. So if you want to be environmentally friendly, you ought to shift as much appliance usage as possible into that hour when everyone else is avoiding using electricity.
Or just move into a forest.
Hey, how come we never make fun of the ultimate hypocrites: environmentalists who have more than zero children?
Children are bad for the rainforest!
I think you're right.
So when everyone is avoiding using electricity - namely "Earth Hour" - I plan to light up the house like a beacon. | |