"My own guess is that Late Capitalism is 'late'--quite a bit behind schedule--for an appointment with its own demise. Thus, to the known sins of this despicable regime must be added still another, procrastination."
If you're wondering whether that's a joke about the leftist phrase "Late Capitalism", very good, yes, it is. It's from the parody of the Marxist literary critic, "Carla Gulag," in Postmodern Pooh, by Frederick Crews.
Rhyme of the Day:
Because, to the Left's surprise
It blew the date
For its own demise.