April 24th, 2008

Priest Tied To Balloons

Priest tied to balloons disappears

They hooked up all these balloons to a priest,
and into the air the priest was released.

Ascending toward heaven on party balloons,
a fund-raising stunt based on classic cartoons!

It seemed like great fun, until the wind blew
out toward the ocean - out, out of view.

So far, no word.  Yes, it's cause for concern.
But let's all keep faith that he'll someday return.

Unselected

I hate to lose, but a Darwin award
is one I really can't afford.

Though a highly publicized prize,
the poor recipient always dies.