July 10th, 2008

Hablo Inglés

Obama says all our children need to learn Spanish. He doesn't speak it himself. But that's not an inconsistency. It's just our kids who need to learn. Maybe that's why he decided to not let his little girls be interviewed anymore. Maybe their shameful monolingualism would be revealed!

I wish I knew more Spanish.
I knew some once. It vanished.

I think it would be sensationally nice
if they would get around to inventing a universal translation device.