November 14th, 2008

In Pursuit

"Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights in 5-4 Decision"

From the Onion, of course:
The Supreme Court's latest decision comes on the heels of last month's 6-3 ruling to abolish the pursuit of happiness from the three inalienable rights guaranteed by the Declaration of Independence.
Some seek new-fangled expedience
in the pursuit of obedience.

But to me the pursuit of happiness
retains its original snappiness.