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Rhyme of the Day

Various meanderings with a rhyme in there somewhere.

My Annual Metaphysical
A universe without stuffing
Would be a show about nuffing.

Up In The Air
Americans are getting wider and taller
But airplane seat space is getting smaller.
I’m scared to predict what will be the case
If both of these trends continue apace.

I went to the airport cafeteria
To acquire an emotional support bacteria.
I sneaked it in, inside my system.
TSA just kind of missed him.