September 4th, 2020

Call Me Samson

A woman without a mask
Lured me to cut my hair.
In case you have to ask,
She buzzed my noggin bare.
Well yes it was my wife
But still it was a set up!
When will this Covid strife
At last begin to let up?


The Other List

There's an opposite to a bucket list.
It's what you might call a ****-it list.
Ponder it as extreme eschewing -
Stuff you'd rather die than start doing.