January 28th, 2021


Speculative Investment

I buried my bucks behind a row of bushes.
Somehow I never made a gosh darn dime.
Now I find out - that's not the same as "Hedge Fund".
Misleading name! I tell you, it's a crime!

Not So Noble

Scientists have recorded the sound
Of helium atoms joking around.
Typically when there's only three
The sound you hear is: HeHeHe.