November 7th, 2021

New Rumor

As a news-addicted boomer,
I'd like to start a new rumor,
Something fairly frightening,
To strike the heart like lightning,
Along with a quicky quacky
Cure that itself is wacky:
I hear there's an alien plan
To lizardize every man,
So consume lots of catnip daily
Or your skin will turn green and scaly!