john_j_enright (john_j_enright) wrote,
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john_j_enright

Polygyny Problems

If your religious beliefs mandate that men should have multiple wives, such as in the case of the FLDS in Texas, you have an automatic problem.

The problem is that bundles of joy
come 50/50 as girl or boy.

Not enough women to go around!
Search the compound - they can't be found.

So to satisfy your scriptural hunger
you marry the girls off younger and younger.

As for the boys, well, after a while,
banish them, vanish them, into exile.
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