john_j_enright (john_j_enright) wrote,
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john_j_enright

As I Gaze Out At This Sea of Faces...

The valedictorian for a local suburban high school has been charged with plagiarizing his big speech.

Many a valedictorian, searching for wisdom to impart, has no doubt felt the tug of a similar temptation.

But this valedictorian may be the only one brave enough, desperate enough, or devilish enough, to lift his words from the pages of The Onion.

Tell me it's a rarity
to plagiarize a parody.
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