john_j_enright (john_j_enright) wrote,

Holding Tank Blues

Rescue crews in Pennsylvania had to free a naked man from the holding tank of a porta-potty.  Somehow he fell in, but was able to use his cell phone to call for help.

What I don't get is why, if he was naked, he still had his cell phone.

Perhaps he was making a call
when he took a mis-step in the stall
and had his unfortunate fall.

Let this be a warning to all!

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