john_j_enright (john_j_enright) wrote,
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john_j_enright

Issues

We were at the Imax theater, waiting to see the Dark Knight... and the screen went dark.

A voice came on the sound system: "The projectionist is having issues..."

Half an hour later, the issues must have been resolved, because the movie started up.

I'll tell you who has issues -
it's the Joker.

He made the other bad guys
seem strictly mediocre.
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