john_j_enright (john_j_enright) wrote,
john_j_enright
john_j_enright

Overprotected

"Christmas is coming. The geese are getting fat." Sure enough, they're all over the place. But we're not allowed to capture them and cook them.
Killing geese outside of hunting season, or outside of designated areas during hunting season, is a federal crime and may violate state and local laws as well.
They were near extinction in the 1940's. But now they're all over. And they are messy. Listen to this sad complaint:
I have been frequently going to a public beach that is infested with Canada geese poop. It is everywhere! There are a lot of children and families also at this beach.
Once they were an endangered species.
Now they fill our parks with feces?

Shame on  you, you naughty geeses!
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