Loophole
If Trump were to pardon Pence
And then resign,
Could Pence then pardon Trump?
I've boggled my mind.
And then resign,
Could Pence then pardon Trump?
I've boggled my mind.
Dehydrated
I bought a dehydrated water packet.
It looked kind of empty - was this just a racket?
But I emptied the empty packet into a glass,
Mixed in some water - and Lo! What came to pass!
I sure enough had a nice glass full of water,
Just like the instructions said I oughter.
Free Advice
Excuse me if I seem a bit aloof,
But In the drama, Cat On A Hot Tin Roof,
I twice have played the doc - and it went to my head.
So please, just take two aspirin and go to bed!
Context
Being on the bench:
In sports it suggests you’re not a star,
But at a piano concert
It means you are.
Digital
It’s a question so dumb
But somehow it lingers:
How can your thumb
Be one of your fingers?
Pink Hat
Some context makes excuses.
Other context offers damnation.
Personally I prefer
The kind that yields explanation.
My life advice here is to not get photographed wearing a swastika or the hammer and sickle. And everyone has a camera with them nowadays, so just do not wear a swastika or the hammer and sickle. Because you will have explaining to do, and it's unlikely your explanation will satisfy everybody, unless maybe you're acting in a movie.
Other context offers damnation.
Personally I prefer
The kind that yields explanation.
My life advice here is to not get photographed wearing a swastika or the hammer and sickle. And everyone has a camera with them nowadays, so just do not wear a swastika or the hammer and sickle. Because you will have explaining to do, and it's unlikely your explanation will satisfy everybody, unless maybe you're acting in a movie.
Salem
The plot line of Miller’s The Crucible:
When basic protections are losable,
Everyone ends up accusable.
When basic protections are losable,
Everyone ends up accusable.
Derminology
There was an ad on TV where the actress
Said something about "my derm",
Meaning her dermatologist.
This usage made me squirm.
Is that for for real, is "derm" the slang
For this medical specialty?
I need to get up to date on this stuff.
I only know: "O B G"!
Said something about "my derm",
Meaning her dermatologist.
This usage made me squirm.
Is that for for real, is "derm" the slang
For this medical specialty?
I need to get up to date on this stuff.
I only know: "O B G"!
Positive Attitude
You can lower the positivity rate
By only testing those who feel great.
My plan will work - I know it will:
Just stop testing folks when they're ill!
By only testing those who feel great.
My plan will work - I know it will:
Just stop testing folks when they're ill!
Reflecting
Unless you’re a lip reader
Looking in a mirror
You cannot “watch what you say” -
The facts couldn’t be any clearer.
Looking in a mirror
You cannot “watch what you say” -
The facts couldn’t be any clearer.
